The Lawyer Song
People got lawyers, you ought to know, G Em Am D G, Capo 2
Some sneaky as a Scorpio, Em G7 Am Adim
And some that ought to be on a leash, Bm Bdim Am D7
Confined to cottage cheese and quiche. Gmaj7 G#dim Am D
They’ve got lawyers, sad but true, G Em Am D
Happy to take a bite out of you. Em G7 Am Cm
Just a fact of life, Esus4/B E7
You’re better off avoiding strife! A7 D7 G D7
It started back long ago,
And they can set you back a lot of dough.
So use your manners, and be polite,
Brush your teeth and say your prayers at night,
Count to ten and don’t be a jerk.
They’re always looking for extra work.
If you don’t wanna pay the price,
You’d better treat people nice!
©Doug Hendren 2019